Princess Daisy

PINECONE!

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Whoa, wait, why did I say that? This had better not mean I've started going nuts!

Maybe I should go spend some time with Peach and Luigi. Yeah, killing time with friends sounds like a good idea. And if I start blabbing on about pinecones, they can slap some sense into me!

Seriously, pinecone? I need a vacation.

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By the way, any rumors you've heard about my citizens forcefully deporting me to the island? NOT true! Seriously! I'm... on a business trip.

I'm so sorry for the silence, dears! Your evil miss Daiseh is still here! This stupid school's just been suckin the life outta me! All these teachers are complaining about needing some sorta health care plan! Who needs a stinkin health care plan when you're princess of Sara--

Oh yeah. Right :O

Well they aint gettin it! I need that money in the budget to help with my world domination scheme! I'm getting some students to be undercover operatives to scope out other countries (via generously funded field trips) to help me out! Ooh hoo hoo, Daiseh, you're a genious! >:3

this is why I love children so much; they're soooo easy to manipulate! very easy to get em to do things for you when you offer the chance at a 4.0 average...

odd; in the paper this morning, I read an article about the workforce recently being overpopulated by overqualified students who are all fighting for jobs at large companies. hm. Well I sure didn't have anything to do with it! chumps.

Oh! meme! ooh hoo!




I KNEW somethin was up with that stupid ohojee! but how in blazes do you make one nude? rip the fur off?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go plant Bob-ombs around the foundation of waluigitime's house! Maybe I'll go ask captain_syrup if she wants to help, too.

lordie! who knew that being the awesome presidenty leader person of the Beanbean's top educational facility would suck so much outta my time? Really?

I keep getting whiny little brats in here complaining that "oh nooo, a chain chomp devoured my homework!" or "waah, captain_syrup plundred my student loan payment!" or "heeelp, I fed super mushrooms to some clingy pirannha plant and now it's on a rampage and it's coming this way and ARGH ITS GOT MY LEG NOOOoOoooooOoOooo..."

The nerve! Daiseh doesn't like! >:O

ANYWAY! Speaking of insolent freeloaders with too much time on their hands, I've been getting more complaints about the boys washrooms being defaced and some fine spies in training (thankee for ratting him out, goombario !) have directed my attention to fawful !

Well, kiddo, I can understand you prolly have a MIGHTY NEED for anarchy, but nobody messes with MY empire!

So, if I get complaints about this one more time, I'm gonna sentance our little beanbean friend who seems to have a weird fetish for firefighting to cleaning out every single washroom in the school! For a week!

With a bloody TOOTHBRUSH! That's already all worn out!

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And just for fun, I'm gonna get peasley to help him out! :D

...So in that case, fawful, go ahead! Deface! I have a set of shiny pink maid outfits that'd prolly fit the both of you quite nicely!

( Best meme ever! Oooh hoo! divine! )

One of these days I'll smite waluigitime ! AR! XO

ahhh... the feeling of superiority over all others... it can't be beat! I love bein the head of this Hooniversity! And the labcoat I get to wear makes me look even eviler than before! (can you believe it?)

To all students in my Spy Tactics and Journalism class: Please bring a pair of shoes suitable for running in, cause we're going to be heading to one of the gymnasiums in teh school to practice some sneaky sleuthing skills! I'll have some obstacles like motion detectors and whining prattling toads set up to test your sneaking skills!

And who the crap has been making those godawful messes in the boys bathrooms? The janitors won't shut up about it; they keep sayin they can hear crazy maniacle laughter comin from the bathrooms before it happens, but they never get there in time! Students of mine, if anyone'd care to investigate it, you can get bonus marks for solving the Strange Mystery! I betcha Peasleytwerp did it, he did! Maybe I'll ask Miss Lima about it?

Oh, and that roadtrip to Hyrule last week was fun! Let's go somewhere else again! Travelling's fun, 'cause I get to scope out places for potential takeover! >:3

whoamg!

wow! just wow!

I thought Daiseh bein' a teacher was spiff-o enough, but guess what?

They elected Daisy as the dean of the entire Hooniversity! :D Schweet!

no, there was no pyrotechnics involved with this decision, I swear! eeehee, this is so awesome!!

I'm gonna make arrangements to go on that caravanning trip! then I'll scope out Peasleytwerp's sex ed class and tell Professor Like that he's a pansy momma's boy and make him FAIL! oohhoo!

but right now I have lesson planning to do--! I'm still teh spy tactics and journalism teacher, that I am!

For any students of mine readin' this, our first assignment is going to be an infiltration of E. Gadd's Starbeans HQ to find out the daaaaark secrets lurking within and crap! Bring cameras! with zoom lenses!

Now, where in beans did mah teacherful lab coat go?...

I got it! I got it!!

I got the position of teacher for Journalism and Spy Tactics! It was real easy gettin teh position too-- a little manipulation here an there... ol' Daiseh has her ways, y'know >:3 fire is SO useful <3

And now that I'm part of staff, I wonder; is PeasleyTwerp in any of my classes? I still have a MIGHTY NEED to fail him miserably! aw yeah!

I'm gonna ask about volunteering as a supervisor for that caravanning trip, too! I've been meaning to study the properties of misasma and myrr to see if they can aid me in my quest for world domination! And maybeh Daiseh'll find more places fit for future take-overs! in any case, I have a few minions in that class, so I can maybe ask someone like toybox_shygal to see if they can't find anything out for me?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare! Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!

What Super Mario character has a crush on u???!?! by coolmario
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Man, I think this almost beats out Waluigi in its creepyness!...

...almost >:O

I heard an new semester's starting at that Hooniversity place... Wow, has it really been that long since that really messed up end a' semester partah? I think that 9-Volt kid's still scarred after Peachie broke his Triforce and one of his Chaos Emerald thingiees... honestly, I dunno what him and Sonic and that creepy Eggman dude see in 'em; they're glowing shiny rocks!! who cares? I mean, if they let you shoot fire or thunder or something super spiff-o like that, then maybe they'd be worth my time! But I saw Peach with one ("Steve", what a weirdo) and it didn't do anything magikal!

I should ask that Eggman guy about it, actually.. I mean, he may be fellow competition for world domination, but maybe Daiseh can find out why they're so coveted? maybe they do somethin' if you have all of em?

In fact, ah hear there's a class about Magical Relics and their properties at the Hooniversity, maybe I can take a look?... Maybe I could pose as a teacher for Spy Tactics or Journalism (Tabloidism, really >:D) or Dance Dance Revolution or Advanced Pyrotechnics ('cept I'd have to associate with those ohojee things! I don't trust em!) and that way I can find out what I need to know!

Genious, Miss Daiseh! Oh yes! >:3 In fact, I think I'll head on over there now and see if I can't apply!1

One of my minions also informed me that PeasleyTwerp's attending 'cause of Miss Lima's provoking; maybe I can FAIL him! Oooh hoo hoo hoo! Fail him MISERABLY!

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Obey me, fools!

Now somebody make me a sammich!

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Bringing Up daisysama (FOXFAM, 2:30): daisysama (Charlie Chaplin) convinces fawful (Mickey Rourke) to buy a teabag. Later that day, toybox_shygal (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and w00nie (Viggo Mortensen) collaborate on writing a romance novel. The week after, toadsworth (Crispin Glover) and psychokamek (James Earl Jones) kiss at the office. Later, lakikoopa (Lon Chaney) plays chess against ninipiko (Jack Benny), who doesn't know how. Nearby, diddy_kong (Carmen Electra) cheats on a test, and peasley (Max von Sydow) finds out. Zany antics follow.
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That's right! Buying a teabag! FOR A MILLION DOLLARS! :3

This thing is great! it's almost as amusing as political scandals! *__*

Do the Mario Sex! XD by asukadagger
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ARGH. Don't touch me plzkthx!

Do the Mario Sex! XD by asukadagger
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HERE I GO! (Makeout Partner)	Prince Peasley
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ARGH. No amount of Teeheespresso could intoxicate me enough!

I'm not sure which one is worse!

Drat it! I hear those movie audition things are gonna be postponed 'til next week cause some twit of an assitant producer or whatever decided to some dorky convention for nerds instead of attaining to her duties of helping Daisy be a STAR! When I get my hands on her...

then again, it'll give me more time to perfect my device of mass hypnosis. What, you think I was kidding? Daiseh never kids! I'll figure out how to do this, even if it means spinning a spiral painted plate with glitter glue all over it! you losars can't resist shiny things!

On a side note, I've got two of my minions (lakikoopa an ninipiko, if ya care) acting as undercover janitor ladies or somethin' like that over at the Marrymore inn, trying to expose some weird habit of Peasleytwerp's! Evidently I'm all wrapped up with my hypnotism scheme, but I overheard one of them going on about some sort of "Wheegeekoon" and Peasley, so I thought it musta been some sort of secret I haven't uncovered yet! So I sent 'em out to investigate last week, I did. I've heard that wheegeekoon thing bein talked about when I was in Fourside too, what gives? I still dunno what it is! >XO

Maybe I'll go interrogate visit Miss ladylima to dig up s'more dirt, that should cheer me up.

Helloooo, all my loyal followers! ;D I was invited to the End-o-Semester party at the Hooniversity last week, fun! of course Peasleytwerp was there so I could harass him, but perhaps I let him off easy that week? thankfully my ninja*minion Kat came up with the kickin' idea of a deviously disguised Daisy, all dressed up in a robot suit! he never suspected nothin', either >:3 Ahh, SPIFF-O, I shall have to try that ruse again sometime!

It's weird, 'cause everytime Daiseh sees Peasleytwerp, Luigi's with 'em, and every time I see them, there's always this nondescript bush with legs that always follows 'em, and it keeps giggling like a pair of ravenous fangirls! A new evil power ahm not aware of? Shameful!! I'll scope this out!

That kid 9-Volt called me the other day and suggested I do somethin' to vanquish ol' Peachie, cause she seems to have terminated most of his collection (he won't shutup about that stupid triforce thing! honestly, ah dunno why it's so special, it's a freakin shape!). but it gives me something evil to do! Lovely!

Oh yes, rumor has it that wario_time is planning on holding auditions for this new movie thing he's plannin! Mega Micro Movies! Oooh, I could be star! and that'd be a good opportunity to use a mass hypnosis laser or somethin! >X3 Maybe i won't have to bother getting rid of Peasleytwerp, Peachie and Bowser, and I could get em to just hand their respective kingdoms to me! fantastic!

maybe I can write my own script, too! ooh hoo, ideas! Must get to work!

I want a Mr. Saturn! Those things are neat! *__*

...but really its cuz they burn so nicely, hee hee ;D so flammable! gets out teh days stresses, yep!

Eagleland irritatates me! and man, I was SO close to getting embarassing photographs of that twerpy prince to spook out his fan club! SOMEBODY MADE OFF WIF MAH CAMERA ;__;

I think I'm gonna do some go-karting to let off some steam :D meybe I'll go find more people to tag along, too. the more to eat mah dust, the merrier! >:3

I like shopping here! :D I bought a big, cuddly teddy bear! Except it creepily follows me around everywhere, even if I don't touch it, so I named it Waluigi! :O ... is this sort of thing normal? was fourside exposed to some sorta radiation or something? It's creepy!

Speaking of weird, ah decided to go to this weird cafe thing near thoe hotel after shopping to get Daiseh an espresso, and there are all these people gibbering about something called Moonside, what the heck is that? and to top it off, I saw those crazy kids in the hotel room next to me walk in! I was gonna give 'em a piece of my mind (sadly they have fire laws here, so I was gonna chuck the bear at them instead), but then one of 'em with a dorky hat did something and they vanished?

well, whatever, no more noise! Ha ha! >:D ...well, actually now I can hear some twerp in the room to the OTHER side of me whining and angsting about hair and roses and what's a wheegee-koon? is it like a squeedgee?

Hmph. I hate the hotel in this stupid Fourside place. They enforce a no-smoking rule here, so I can't set any minions on fire. Wah, I should of just left em at home >:O And those stupid kids in the room next to me wont shut up, I should complain! I can hear 'em constantly talking about "bubble monkeys" and "soundstones" and "PSI fire" crap!

On another slightleh related note, our plane landin was delayed teh other day because some nutbag was flying around in a helicopter and we couldn't safely land 'cause of 'em. I saw it flying about the city when I got to the hotel; some pudgy moron shouting "I OWN YOU!". what the heck? that's MY job, corporate batard! arrr!

I think I'm gonna go check out the theatre later! I saw a poster advertising some sorta singing plant, sounds novel (and flammable!)... or maybe try to find this weird trippy evil statue thing I heard someone on the plane talking about :D ooh hoo hoo~

Aw man, I hate meetings. Especially ones where I have to get off my sorry behind and -participate-! The nerve!

I'm being dragged off to some dorky country named Eagleland, an' some citah named Fourside, for some kinda discussion about some national crap. Ahm sure that twerp Peasley just misplaced his precious shampoo again. >:D

patience, daiseh... Nation leaders in a single room is jus' prime for national takeovers! Oooh, especially if they're hostile!

I'll bring my taser! :)

Coffee commands my soul! *__*

In other news, I set a stupid beanbean attendent in this castle on fire today! :D But everyone thinks it's an accident... Foolish mortals!! ;)

Now to go bum around starbeans s'more! tra la la la la~